(Source: stereksextape)
i hate it when words sound really pretty for a name but you can’t name your child that because of the word meaning
like malaria
malaria would be a pretty name for a girl if it weren’t a deadly disease
(Source: jstn)
(Reblogged from theauthoryperson)
uoa:
do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
Michael on fire hydrants
- Michael: Essentially if someone pops a hydrant and it's in the middle of summer, you've just ignited a block party. Because people will start playing music and shit, everyone will come out, there's like fucking sidewalk chalk, people are drawing shit.
- Michael and Geoff in unison: Kids are playing hopscotch
- Geoff: SEE. SEE THAT SHIT.
- Gavin: You guys are such weird little idiots.
you little SHITS
dumb boys. -
i was in the middle of maths today and my friend took my shoe off my foot, pointed at it, yelled “ME SHOE COLLINS” then pointed at my foot and yelled “JENSEN ANKLES”
hE JUST S ENT ME TH IS I AM CRYING
the amount of food they consume combined could put a moderately-sized all you can eat buffet out of business
(Source: rickenn)
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely.
When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once.
When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to listen. It feels like you’re screaming in a crowded room, but yet not one person looks up.
(Source: tricotee)
Requested by extroverted-loner.
